The Top 25: Deep Thoughts Edition

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In the 90's, I enjoyed staying up and watching Saturday Night Live. My favorite part was a series of short clips called Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey. If you want to hear and read more Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey here is a link to the official web site.



Always On Watch: The Family Farm Under Attack
America is Conservative: Will Obama Take Responsibility For Rating Downgrade
AMERICAN PERSPECTIVE: Banks bulldoze foreclosed homes
Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.

Be Sure You're RIGHT, Then Go Ahead: Black And White And Red All Over
Blog de KingShamus: Picking Fights With Liberals (If You Must)
Bread upon the Waters: On Being Called a Terrorist
If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact

Calling England: TFIF
CONSERVATIVE HIDEOUT 2.0: Charity begins at home, not in Congress
Conservatives on Fire: Remember When Commies Were Called Reds? Now Their Favorite Color Is Green.
If you're a cowboy, and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.

Hyphenated-American: Double dip recession
INNOMINATUS- R.I.P. SEALS and helo crew
It's A Matter Of Opinion: Fattie fashion
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.

MacBourne's Musings: Installing common sense in DC
Maggie's Notebook: Fannie Mae Wants $5.2 Billion to Survive
mind numbed robot: So, You Say You’re Not an Idiot? – Prove It.
If you ever feel like you're on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just follow these simple rules: First, calm down; second, come over and wash my car; third, shine all my shoes. There, isn't that better?

RIGHT KLIK: Before Black Presidents: China Was Always Happy to Loan Us More Money
Right Truth: Guns Groups to Sue Over New Obama Regulations, DOJ Vows To 'Vigorously Oppose'
SENTRY JOURNAL: Friday Ramblings: The truth can be a painful friend
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying.' And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is 'Probably because of something you did.

teresamerica: NASA Study Scientifically Proves Man-made Global-warming Alarmism is a Hoax
The Country Thinker: No Folks, We Do Not Have a Free Market Economy
The Reaganite Republican: Last Surviving Pilot of 1942's Astonishing 'Doolittle Raid' Col William Bower; a Brief History and Memorial Service in Pictures
Why do the caterpillar and the ant have to be enemies? One eats leaves, and the other eats caterpillars. Oh, I see now.

The republican Mother: Wildlands Project in Full Swing
Virtual Mirage: The Modern Arab Mind Set
WESTERN HERO: It’s Because He’s Black
WOMAN HONOR THYSELF: Congress…UGH.
I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, 'If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky.' Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh.





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