TIME FOR A NEW SLOGAN

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I have dropped a full three points in the polls. Apparently that Indian superman video has the Hindu Parents Association up in arms. How was I to know that it was intended only to be shown in a high school health class? Anyway, I need to close the gap before the big debate next week. My campaign staff feels that a new slogan could help win over less intelligent undecided voters. Here is what they have come up thus far:




  • He will buy you a Coke.
  • How much worse could it be?
  • His mom thinks he is cool.
  • He knows where you live.
  • Because Hillary already has a job.
  • 71% less evil than the other guy.
  • He will bring Seinfeld back.

I need something solid before my debate with Bill Clinton next week. Any ideas?



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