Some of his accomplishments include:
- Publishing the wildly successful Parnell Newsletter in the mid-90's
- Over a hundred French villages burned during his Viking days
- Invention of the most glories element known to man, Reaganite
- His bunker being featured in militia America's top 100 decked out cribs
- Speaks over 2700 unknown languages
- Indonesia's most beloved romance novelist
- Owner of the worlds largest Star Trek commemorative plate collection
When I first met Parnell, he was nothing more than a flannel wearing 90's child. As the years have passed I've seen his interests grow from trivial matters like the true origins of the Smurfs,to why our taxes so high. I look forward to more from him in the near future.
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