GLOBAL WARMING STRIKES AGAIN

by Parnell Tator 8:11 AM 0 COMMENTS

This week global warming struck with a vengeance on my home in Utah. Northern and central Utah experienced a record snow on May 24th. May 24! It should be almost summer! My mom was not happy to wake up and see snow outside. Good thing we have the EPA forcing cap and trade, without approval from Congress!

I want to thank Al Gore. I sure am glad he is looking out for us. He takes time away from his beautiful mansions and heated swimming pools, to tell us to turn off our furnaces and stop driving. It's a good thing he tells us this. That record snow was supposed to be a foot, but because of global warming, it was just a thin sheet of white. Global warming sure is a threat! It's a much greater problem than the struggling economy, or our astronomical debt. Thank you so much Mr. Gore! You are truly the most useful person ever!